Friday, January 30, 2009

Summer Body Here I Come!!

I am very proud to announce that I have almost reached my weightloss goal! I still have a few weeks to go, but I'm going to make it!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!! The next time you guys see me I'm going to be THIN!! WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Can you feel my ExCiTeMeNt?!!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

This Is SOO Funny!

My friend sent me an email about this and it was so funny I had to share!

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken
her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain,
when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind
as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem,
due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware
of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was freezing
her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take some thing hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.
Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date
was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and
was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

*sorry about how the writing came out. I tried to fix it but it still comes out messed up.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Happy Birthday Dad & Ady!

Happy Birthday to the BEST dad and the sweetest niece ever!!

We love you both and hope you had an AWESOME birthday!!!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Starting Off Right

I don't want to brag, that's not my intention. I'm just soo excited about my new weight loss efforts that I have to share! I'm making sure I keep my New Year resolution. And as result, I've already lost 5 lbs! Woo hoo!!! I know that's not a lot, but I feel good. :)



Saturday, January 3, 2009

Happy New Year!

For my New Year resolution I vow to lose weight.



... And it's coming true on monday :)



Happy New Year!!